Showing posts with label General. Show all posts
Showing posts with label General. Show all posts

Thursday, September 17, 2015

Must See | TEDx Talks Related to Computer Science, IT, and Technology

TED (http://www.ted.com/) Talks are very very inspiring for anyone irrespective of their religion, caste, age, education, position, relation, etc. The talks are given by high profile people that include, Scientists, Sociologist, Researchers, Philosophers, World leaders, professors etc.

These talks are in depth analysis of truth and science, Philosophy and belief, also the lectures varies vividly and ranges in a great span of subjects or topics or issues. In this post I have listed the very best TEDx Talks which have inspired me, these videos are very exciting and motivational. So I hope you enjoy!







I hope you like the video collection. I will update this post soon. If you have a link you would like to see in the above collection then please comment below and they will be added if appropriate.
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Thursday, June 25, 2015

5 Most Funny Java Videos on Youtube

Duke, the Java Mascot, in the waving pose. Duk...
Duke, the Java Mascot. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
I found some really funny Java videos which are to be taken as jokes and for humour. If you have known Java then you will surely like these videos. I made a collection of them. So lets get started.

5. The Funny JavaRap

Lets with a little funny JavaRap.


4. The Java Heist

An old man thinks f*cking Technology sucks. Well he had put his hopes too high on his plan of action but ended up loving Java and Technology, "This is fucking Brilliant"


3. Java v/s .NET, Java Forever and Ever Movie

Nothing more to say. Watch the video and laugh your arse off :D



2. Javapocalypse and The dawn of Javatar

The world thinks Java is "A Virus" since it is less secure. But when Java was shut down. The inevitable Apocalypse soon took place. Now the Javatar is world last Hope.


1. Game of Codes

Its a Game of Thrones clone for Java. The following video is at the of my list.




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Wednesday, June 24, 2015

[Funny Bash] Remove wife package and install sexy secretary



This is a very funny post. A general story takes the form of being written in bash shell code. I found this on Pastebin long ago and modified it a bit. This post is to taken as a hilarious joke and not in a serious way. Thank you.


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Saturday, June 13, 2015

Don't Call Yourself A Programmer

Don’t call yourself a programmer: “Programmer” sounds like “anomalously high-cost peon who types some mumbo-jumbo into some other mumbo-jumbo.” If you call yourself a programmer, someone is already working on a way to get you fired. You know Salesforce, widely perceived among engineers to be a Software as a Services company? Their motto and sales point is “No Software”, which conveys to their actual customers “You know those programmers you have working on your internal systems? If you used Salesforce, you could fire half of them and pocket part of the difference in your bonus.” (There’s nothing wrong with this, by the way. You’re in the business of unemploying people. If you think that is unfair, go back to school and study something that doesn’t matter.)

Instead, describe yourself by what you have accomplished for previously employers vis-a-vis increasing revenues or reducing costs. If you have not had the opportunity to do this yet, describe things which suggest you have the ability to increase revenue or reduce costs, or ideas to do so.

There are many varieties of well-paid professionals who sling code but do not describe themselves as slinging code for a living. Quants on Wall Street are the first and best-known example: they use computers and math as a lever to make high-consequence decisions better and faster than an unaided human could, and the punchline to those decisions is “our firm make billions of dollars.” Successful quants make more in bonuses in a good year than many equivalently talented engineers will earn in a decade or lifetime.

Similarly, even though you might think Google sounds like a programmer-friendly company, there are programmers and then there’s the people who are closely tied to 1% improvements in AdWords click-through rates. (Hint: provably worth billions of dollars.) I recently stumbled across a web-page from the guy whose professional bio is “wrote the backend billing code that 97% of Google’s revenue passes through.” He’s now an angel investor (a polite synonym for “rich”).


Read Complete Article Here :- http://www.kalzumeus.com/2011/10/28/dont-call-yourself-a-programmer/
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